Here is a poem from the other side!
Unlock the doors guys it’s that time again
Let anyone in, no need to be vain
Those wallets and purses stuffed full of cash
All coming our way - to add to our stash
Slowly but surely lets get them hooked
Take every opportunity - make sure nothing’s overlooked
You know how they start, ‘just a small flutter’
Then watch as they end up broke in the gutter
Free plays, promotions a fifty pound prize
Whatever it takes to start their demise
Be nice to the punters, they are our best friends
Remember our fun starts as soon as theirs ends
Now I’m not saying we mock the afflicted
But profits are easier once they’re addicted
We count on their weakness in a big way
They are the mansion and grand holiday
Some mugs may win but we will not moan
Lets face it folks, it’s a temporary loan
For they will be back and try to win more
We win in the end, of that we are sure
Found the other poem I wrote a while back - could have easily ended this way and is a timely warning to those who still think they can beat a machine!
What’s this here? a fruit machine?
It’s a little bit different to the ones I have seen
There’s more than one, in fact there are four
Three at the back and one near the door
I’ll just have a fiver, its no real sin
You never know, I may even win
The roulette feature seems the popular one
There’s no harm in having a little fun.
Twenty pence here and twenty pence there
That looks about right I’ve nothing to fear
It’s only a fiver really nothing to lose
Just mindless fun I inwardly muse
The lights start to flash the ball starts to spin
As I stand and watch with a hopeful grin
It’s dropped in my number, I really have won
I’ve doubled my money, yes this is fun
Well that was so easy I feel really smug
Print off the ticket I’ve got the bug
At last, a way to make easy money
Those silly old bookies this is so funny
I leave the shop I’m on cloud nine
I’ve won a fiver will be far more next time
I’ll keep it for now and tomorrow go back
Just watch me as I make an absolute stack
My mind starts to wander how much could I win
It was just so easy ten out and five in
Am now rather gutted not found them before
I have to go back I know I’ll win more
Can’t concentrate today, time goes so slow
Great! lunchtime’s arrived so off I will go
Straight to the shop almost run all the way
The machines are all taken, no worries - I’ll stay
At last there’s one empty I reach for a note
A tenner this time I think as I gloat
Round the ball spins, my number again
This is so easy just totally insane
If I can just win a tenner a day
That’s thousands a year and will add to my pay
Print off my ticket, again I have won
Not just a fiver but this time a ton
Can’t wait till tomorrow, that’s too long by far
Will return after work on the way to the car
Again it goes well I add to my pile
I just feel so rich and will have more in a while
Didn’t go well today numbers wouldn’t drop
Gave all my winnings back before I could stop
Feel very miffed, was on a good run
There’s always tomorrow to bring back the fun
Ideas and strategies go through my mind
They work for a while then I end up robbed blind
Don't seem to learn still think I will win
Keep putting in money to trigger the spin
Just off for some petrol or some pathetic excuse
So I can sneak out and be on the loose
Trudge home hours later, where have you been?
I dare not tell her I’ve fed a machine
Ran into a friend, not seen him for ages
The lies I now tell are completely outrages
She seems to believe me, bit hard to say
That visit has cost me, I now need more pay
My debit card's getting abused more and more
Withdrawals, receipts and pin numbers galore
It seems to me others can win all the time
Surely their luck will soon start to be mine
Most of the time chasing losses I crave
Increasing the bets I need to be brave
Sometimes get lucky when my numbers drop
I'm still at best even so simply can't stop
One hundred, two hundred three hundred four
It seems that my system has got a big floor
However I try I just seem to lose
If this doesn’t change my temper will fuse
You don’t seem yourself people keep saying
They get on my nerves I just want to keep playing
If only I could win back what I have lost
Then all would be well and my worries be tossed
After I've played to my spreadsheet I go
Recalculate finances, cant let this show
Juggle funds here and other funds there
It's starting to look like a horrid nightmare
Credit cards, debit cards, transactions turned down
The mortgage not paid a permanent frown
Arguments, stress then loss of my job
Friends disappear and close family sob
So who would of thought it would all end so bad
One lousy fiver for fun to be had
Those bookies were not the real mugs you’ll now see
The only real mug here was pathetic old me
After a big loss you may have a break
But always return the same mistakes make
Win some and lose some but always the same
They win in the end you really are lame
If only I'd done this or if I'd done that
Then I would not feel so totally flat
But you know and I know control we have none
Keep going and going till our cash has gone
So does this small story for you ring a bell?
Maybe not so bad but still been to hell?
Give it up now before it is too late
If you want to recover there’s no need to wait
So many excuses that we try to use
Boredom, an illness, mid-winter blues
But most of the time we're trying to gain
And when it goes wrong can't handle the pain
Stop blaming others, the buck stops with you
You feed the monster admit it, its true
When have ever been forced to play
Well never, no never I hear you say
You may think that others are getting a win
But how do you know how much they have put it
Trust me they are no different to you
Losing, regretting trust me its true
So finally, please get this inside your head
There’s only one winner who takes all your bread
What’s done is done now make the right move
Learn from the past and life will improve
Thanks Julie. Yes online is just as bad if not worse as you can do it at home there and then so plenty of blocks needed as they are fun, but too expensive.
I will try and write an online version of the poem.
Keep winning by not playing. Dave x
Just so you know when you play the roulette machine there is no ball - it is a complete illusion.
With blackjack on the machine - there is no dealer.
Finally - even with the fruit machine feature the reels are just pictures.
Stop being fooled.
Username, password and a card's all I need
Then my online addiction I can feed
Nobody will know its just harmless fun
Surely there's easy cash to be won
It takes me off to a world of my own
In fact it's so much better when I am alone
One lucky spin and then I will run
Surely there's easy cash to be won
Offer of free bonus I'll have some of that
It's just like free money my account will be fat
All the Terms and conditions under the sun
Still sure there's easy cash to be won
The bonus is gone in no time at all
It's my money now, better not fall
In no time at all I have lost a ton
Starting to doubt there is cash to be won
Sneaking a play when people about
What you doing! 'Nothing' I shout
Flick on a new page disguise what I've done
Not seeming as if there's cash to be won
Chasing, increasing to get money back
But it's no use, Lady Luck I lack
Now badly in debt this is no fun
And all because I thought there was cash to be won
Lies, deceit I'm in really deep
A virtual world that now makes me weep
Give it up now what's done is done
Take it from me there's no cash to be won
If your tempted to play then don't! You will lose, maybe not today but you will lose.
You can win by giving up trying to win.
When you feed the machine it's no different to putting your notes in a shredder! I wonder how many are still stupid enough to still be shredding!
I'm 18 and I have been gambling since I was about 15. In shops and online. All in all I have probably lost about £15000 might not seem alot but when your 18 its alot. I went in the bookies loosing £150-£200 a day for 10 days in a row. All after 1 big win on the FOBT's. You think you can win, but you can't. Otherwise *********** wouldn't be worth billions. I've decided to self exclude myself now and haven't been there for a few weeks. But I still have the urge to gamble. When I'm in there I would often spend hours in there even missing work because I loose track of time. I go in there with £20 and think it's all I'm going to do next thing I know I'm at the cash point. I need to stop but it's easier said than done.
Hi my name is adam and I have had a problem with these machines for years I have run up some stupid debts with pay day loans trying to hide from my wife but now have had to come clean about everything to everyone they have ruined my life.as from today I am staying away or I will losr everything
Hi Dave and Adam.
I could flower things up with my reply but not going to. You both need to wise up and grow up before the machines take everything you have.
For goodness sake what will it take for you to realise these are not a way for YOU to make money?
Nobody wins long term other than the owners of the machines, never have and never will.
Best wishes for whatever you decide to do.
Dave
Cheers dave for message have self excluded myself from all local bookies near me today feel better I have come clean about everything so no more hiding adam
Top man Adam. Self exclusion is huge and will make a fantastic difference. You are now starting to win - well done buddy.
Dave
Thanks dave I no there is still a long way to go but feeling better now everthing is out in open
Hi Dave, your poems are awesome!
Linda
Thank you Linda. Just so glad I don't live them anymore.
Very best wishes
Dave
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