Dear people who sent me an offer via postal mail,
Thank you for the elegant envelope with the cordial invitation printed on heavyweight paper with lovely gold highlights. Thank you for the shiny plastic card designed to look like a credit card. Thank you for the invitation to “enjoy this new gambling site with $100 in free gambling credits”.
My invitation back to you:
Congratulations! You have been awarded a free opportunity to go swim in my septic tank! This prestigious prize is yours because of your record of fine service and caring about people! Enjoy the refreshing coolness and the skin-toning benefits of total immersion! Don’t be concerned when I put the lid back on while you are swimming.
they're all heart arn't they?
nice reply
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