NEW DAWN , NEW DAY , FEELING GOOD !

Did I mention that the surgeon wore wellies? Think it was because of the blood splatter....feeling better now?! Lol.

OOOOOH , I'm gonna be havin nightmares now :((

Is this because of the 50 comment today ? I've only told one other so it won't spread like wildfire around the forum ????.

You didn't tell me you were a nurse , did you keep the outfit ? and does it still fit ?

Sorry couldn't resist after all your information you kindly passed on to me today :((

Kisses

4 cheers for Alan hip hip. Sorry I forgot it's a touchy subject
What a way to celebrate having you're cyber homies ridicule your ageing body.
Kisses

You can't wind me up about being 50. At least I post on the right diary...you've done it again you old duffer!

And I'm not winding you up...the horror stories are all true. I wont even begin to tell you about the prostate ops...at your age you might be needing one of them soon 🙂

You made me splutter my tea all over my keyboard Harold lol! (No, that's not a euphemism) I think the devil gets in you on your birthday, but I like it a lot haha! I'm diddling fine thanks my lovely, just a few teenage son problems. How is it a straight A student can be so blooming stupid at times? Anyway, The Missing is back on and shall have my undevided for the next hour. Don't get too drunk.

xx

"Alan's b*m and beyond" "Al's Ar.se" "The junk in Alan's Trunk"...don't think that tv show is going to make it onto our screens anytime soon. As for the yoga and bending over backwards? You're just jealous coz you can't...although I was getting worried when he asked to see my downward dog!!

Bring on the jokes. Let's see how long it is before I wave the white flag.

I never mention a ladies age.
Since one mentioned what's red and bad for your teeth?
A house brick

What do you call a fish with no eyes

Fsh

Boom boom x

I wondered what happened to the 2 Ronnies :))

No Bal , It's " What do you call a fish with 3 eyes ? "Fiiish " :))

Or a Deer with no eye's " No Idea "

A Deer with great Eyesight ? " A great Idea "

What do you call a Large , angry emerald colored Octopuss with a perm thats good at washing up ? " A Wild green hairy thick squid "

Ambulance for Bal. Another rib has gone from laughing

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. Thank you very much. I'm here all week.

Hi Alan,

Thanks for your support. I hope that all is well. Have a great weekend.

Best wishes.

Dave