NEW DAWN , NEW DAY , FEELING GOOD !

Hi Alan,

Just wanted to say thanks for dropping by my diary, your post was very much appreciated....and congratulations on passing 400 days 🙂

Hey al. ..
I'm all tickety boo....just been mega busy with pub and family. ..
...still several holidays makers around....and had few different functions here....time just flys when your at peace with yourself...or I'm just getting older and slower !
Lots of bookings coming in for Xmas functions as well....
Sooooo happy loxxie !
I would of gone off with marty.....but he never bleedy asked ! gutted really....I gave a mean blanket bath in my nursing days !. ..
And my enema skills are legendary. ...high..hot. ..and hell of a lot !. ..
So if you get bunged up following your surgery....you know where I am !
Trust all's good with you and yours....
Have a good weekend ...mwahhhh
: )

I'll do anything for a bag of batter bits I'll have you know
X

That's why I keep getting blocked Sir'Alan, you've been flagging me as abusive lol! Hello my lovely, I hope you and your dodgy joints are well. I'm not entirely sure you are up to any of Deano's specials - I've seen photographic evidence, you have to be quite supple.

Sunday joke for you, then I'm off to cook the roast. What do you call a man with no arms, legs or torso in the bath? Bob.

I thank you.

xx

Morning Alan, and thank you.

It is completely weird this time, previously I hit (several times) what I thought was my "rock bottom" but it only made a difference for a few days but this time round I just don't want to do it, I can't explain why/what or how I just know I feel different, I feel ready.

Anyway, hope you've had a good weekend 🙂

Morning and well done on passing 400 days, I'm now at 20 and still feeling strong x

I dream of being 405 day's gamble free but beggars can't be choosers lol

Alan I use a spray called deep freeze its in boot's. It lasts about 2 hours no harm in trying it?
Honestly it's a God send
Although in the morning my ankles crack like snapping wood when coming down the stairs.
It's kind of ruined my stealth mode.
I use to like hiding downstairs under the cupboard and waiting for the missus to come down and shout burglar. Just to get her wide awake in the morning lol
No chance of that now. Even the local dogs come running thinking it's dinner time.
See I'm even an annoying d**k in 3d to

Hope you and your's are well
Xx

Lol that's genius x

Night Alan

A cheery morning mr hipster !

I've just spat my cup of tea everywhere...
" 5 fold v****a "
"Each way orgasm "
Sorry hun. ..the post just cracked me up : )

one of the best guys ever to grace this site. As for the word s.d, they are having a laugh. Top this when i was at my lowest the 'managment' told me to limit my calls to netline to one a day, when you are desperate for support, the site funded by my gambling, limits my need for support, claiming they are too busy. i reckon ;forum admin' post maybe 10 times a day on the site.!!

Morning Alan

HI just read your post to admin about v****a etc I am almost crying with laughter, thank u , u always make me smile x

Hi Alan,

Thanks for your post on my diary, sounds like you've been through a few things yourself. I tried to find a serious post to hook my response on to, but all I found were jokes. Indeed, jokes of a dubious quality. 😉

Anyhow, I hope you have a great weekend, and keep up the funnies...gotta see the lighter side when dealing with the serious stuff.

Cheers

Ryan