Hey you..
Just thought id pop on and say hellooooo....
Lovely to see you back to normal activity on here....
You offer so much help to us all old and new....
I'm still a little traumatised over the 5 fold v****a saga....still makes me chuckle...lol
Hope all good with you....well except for those dodgy hips. ..
And your lovely family....
Mrs fish must be a lovely lady to put up with your jokes....
And those dear little boys...hope the system is doing them proud...I know you and your family will be...
My other big brothers on here are a little quiet at the moment...but that's ok....we are all entitled to chill at times....
I'm just enjoying a quiet time with a cuppa char. ...before I become the hostess with the mostest !
Bit like you alan. ..
The dish with the fish !
Or......the chip with a bad hip !
Jeeezzzz....I'm off....the bad jokes are rubbing off on me...lol
I thought I had just followed on a joke from the chatroom.
You know what they say about guilt
(mug) (geezer)? Someone has spent to much time watching cockney gangster movies.
Probably sulked off up the apple and pairs back to the spare room at his parents house.
X
Cushtie bruv lol
I'm all good I've hit Fed's day today. 5 ohhhhhh!
Watch out for hoodies
You underprivileged yoot
Thanks for coming out to play
I've tried to keep my head down a bit the last week. As I've not been in the best of place's.
I'm having trouble with my ankle
Maybe a rupture of hair line fracture. So I'm a bit peeved as I was enjoying a new found life of actually doing something about how I felt about myself. Now I feel like I just keep sliding down the snakes on the board of recovery.
Typical gambaler style wanted to fix myself and thought I could just run it off but it's now almost unbearable to even walk
I've got to many commitments at work to even contemplate doing anything other than strapping it up and carrying on.
Hence the reason I haven't been active on the forum as much. But you have been doing a grand job of dishing out moral.
X
THank you Alan for posting on my diary, I'm staying strong and positive , working towards goal 2 which is 45 days x
My unmasking skills are on point
I actually knew about 2 weeks ago when he told me he was a bricklayer. But swerved a simple question about gauge.
He was being a bit rude to the other side of the forum so I thought it was time to call him out.
You can take the toad out the pond. But he'll always be a toad
Mange tout x
I was thinking we should change our names to laurel and hardy. The crime fighting duo?
What is the weight of a good fillet between 9 and 10 ounces?
Laurel and hardy ?
Come on deanooooo ...
Starsky and hutch is cooler !
: )
Alright Dave...
Cushtie bruv... had me in stitches!
I don't know how you think this all up. You should start a blog or a podcast and you'll be on the stage in no time.
Tights !
Underpants !
Yukkkkkk
: )
Thanks for making me chuckle as always... : )
Don't worry about my racing customers hun. ..that never interested me...one of my bestest friends who has been with me everystep of my recovery is married to a top jump jockey...and It was her that suggested me to the other yard....
it's funny isn't it...different people...different lives....and a lot of them with monkies on there shoulders. ..so many off them are dealing with there own dilemas ..anyway...I shall look forward to taking the money off the owners who think there a cut above some people....ha ha
Maybe I could do a fish pie one day. .
What would I need for 45 covers...
Can you post it...?
Fish express !
Maybe deano could drive it down...
He could build my new wall whilst he's here......
Ooh....just thought though....balvo likes his fishing.....hed probabally be cheaper than you. No overheads....just sitting on the river bank !
But then again....I don't like un prepared fish....
Arghhhhhh.....problems problems...
I can't really reply to that..
I'm going to do some work now...
Laughing as I go...
Hake
Fishy
v****a
Cocktails
Arghhhh.......your pricless !
Thanks Alan for all your posts and great support been reading your diary and seriously wondering about the vaginas etc etc! :)))) but know who your all on about lol defo strange person! Anyway just wanted to say thanks and I'll be following this thread it's great entertainment value and making me smile lol x
Hi Alan, thanks for the post and as always made me smile, but I don't know who the vag person is and feel left out lol can someone please share. X
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