Oh ha, ha diddley ha. I turn my back for five minutes and the 'Usual Suspects,' start causing mischief! What is this? Pick on singletons week?
It's not easy being 'Billy no mate' and trying to swim with a pair of space hoppers in your speedos. I have one probably hugely gambling related dream, an innocent insight into the subconcious and all Blondie and Rach can summise is that it's sexual. Well late me tell you matey, the first thing I did was check the sheets and you know what, clean as a whistle, apart from Sunday's breakfast remains and a shoe. Really, you're both worse than Freud. Yes, a woman in a suit does make the old loins stir but right now as long as she's got a pulse then that's enough to get my blood pumping, in all the right places. Maybe Shiny is right, it's high time I got serious with a woman again and offerred some sort of, God I feel billious, committment. I'm not going through the Thai bride route again I'll put a draft on the lonely hearts and see what happens. I've never had to do one before so here's my first attempt. Fingers and space hoppers crossed.
Frustrated male 42 dripping with fun. OHAC, wig and tooth. 6 foot, works out, nickname Donkey and not cos of the teeth seeks anyone without a headache who doesn't do smalltalk. Must have a sense of humour because you'll need one.I'm not really romantic but will pretend if the rewards are right. I'm messy, not house trained and useless at DIY. Get addicted to anything which is fun, if you're a good shot with a wooden spoon then this shouldn't be a problem or you can lace my tea with bromide the choice is yours. I'm not at all metrosexual whatever that means but I try and get a wash at least once a week. Twice on birthdays. I'm a Scorpio so I'm loyal, a bit deep but introvertively extrovert. If you're mad enough to still be interested give me a whistle and I'll whip out my funbags and bounce my way over there. Yours desperately, Stephano Staglioni.
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hahahahahah.. Now if i was single that is an advert I would definatly reply to. On line dating is the new black aparantly.
Im sure shes out there wooden spoon in hand just waiting for you to stop feeling sick and go for it.
Blondie. X
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Mmmmmmm...what a cheeky lookin gal. Wait, let me get my glasses for a closer look. CRIKEY O'REILLY!!!!!! That's me cured. I'd have to drink 10 pints of fermented yaks milk to offer to walk her home and even then I'd insist on being the perfect gentleman. Thanks Shiny I feel normal again. Finally get out of this freezing cold shower now...brrrrrrrr.
Tiny Tim
Haha ur sum craic maybe we should have an annual gamcare bash and we cud all wear traffic light colours to see how availabe we are wudnt it be mad craic everyone meeting up and putting the faces to the gamcare names my eyes would be dancing haha
U seem 2 b in a gud place a day at a time and long may it continue
take care steve
...Is she breaking in a set of teeth for Red Rum?...
Hold on to your hoppers....if you got those nashers round yer sphericals you'll know about it...lol
keep your boys in the bag.
R and D xx
Hey buddy
You saying your not interested, then throw her my way lol
You can't change past but you can dictate the future
Carl
Ha ha, never judge a book by it's cover Rach. That could be Mongolia's Miss Whiplash. My top brain is screaming 'run for the ***, but my bottom brain is saying 'whoah let's not be too hasty here.'
Ha ha, all good harmless fun. Glad you're enjoying the craic Ronnie, sometimes it does you good to forget about why we're all here.
Saying that, if you put about 2 inches of electric blue eye shadow on her and an ample layer of cherry red lipstick then I'm certain I took her home from The Grafton one Friday night, it's all comimg back now, no wonder I turned to gambling
Yo,
Laughing till my sides hurt .
Normality resumes tomorrow , well maybe 🙂
Shiny xxxxxx
hahaha who started this ....
Jesus she would turn milk.. You would need more than 10 pints to take that home steg, maybe a dose of ryhipnol as well lol.
I think shiny has another piccy of her with a wooden spoon in her hand and some anti sickness tablets lol
Blondie x
Yo
I am deeply wounded by your comments .
I put my best bib and tucker on for that photo shoot .
Shiny xxxxxxxxxxx
Nooooooo I didnt mean it was you.
I meant you had another piccy of stegs new girlfriend with a spoon and tablets in her hand.lol
xxxxxx
...Can't help but wonder what you dreamt about last night Steve...and wether or not it involved Yaks milk...
Did you get some kip or were you up all night c,racking one off to Miss Mongolia?....lol
R and D XX
No dreams last night thank goodness, I always wear boxing gloves in bed Rach so Any thoughts of Miss Mongolia were purely platonic and not in the biblical sense, Father O'Malley, looking down from above would still be proud of me.
Nothing much to report today. No thoughts of gambling, slight nervous breakdown yesterday, will go for a long swim after work, channel challenge nearly complete, moving onto 'escape from Alcatraz' next. Then I'm going to treat myself to a quick massage, no it's not what you're thinking, behave, it's proper, for my back and to destress. I desrve it anyway. I shall of course be wearing my boxing gloves to avoid any other uneccesary mix ups and having to spend another 18 months inside, father O'Malley, looking down from above would be proud.
Take care all, enjoy your recovery
Steve
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