Mr Grumpy: Round 3 and a half

*Walks slowly out of bedroom, taking one last look. Dares not open his childrens bedroom for fear of waking them, just sadly places one hand on each door in turn, bows head and offers a short prayer. Leaves through the back door, turning round only once and whispers softly*

"I am just going outside and may be some time."

*Gets in car and goes to work, wearing an unusual moustache, which on closer inspection seems connected to a rather tight fitting pair of circular glasses via a robust nose. The ill- fitting wig, illuminous pink and curly, was the only one he could find*

Ok,

You got me I'm intrigued , explain ...........

Dusty xxxxx

Know how you have a habbit of missing my post, but please make sure you read the one before this one.

I say this cause your reputation could well be at stake here .......

..".he arrives at work ...slips into his dressing room and dons a tight fitting leopard skin dress ....his nails are ruby red...his varacoise veins bulging..

As he turns to leave the room ....3 women appear...one posh,one sporty,one baby.....they stare...

"is that you?...they enquire??"

"EEEEEEEEEE wheres me crab paste ......proper Bo....of course its me..Mel B ...ya b******s

aaaand so on...........xxx

ps.....are we doing a story relay thread???..can we can we...pleeeease Sir ?

xxx

Blondie says . Which one am I again and can you hit him for me sporty as I cant move in this bloody red pvc cat suit . Sporty grabs the pink wigg off bosley and says * what have I told you about wearing that in public you look a right PRAT . Lol x

Ha ha ha, classic last few posts, you're all very talented, got me chuckling no end

From his vantage point , hidden from view by a rusty old camper van and a dirty old white van. Stands the Steg, his watches the ensuing display with delight.

He sees Blondie in her red PVC , wig in hand , storming back to her car. Jon who is dumb founded that she saw through his disguise. Is unsure what to do next.

The Steg debates with himself shall I go to his assistance, he does have his Mr T fishing attire clean and pressed and packed away nicely , under the left hand seat of his camper van could be the way to save the day.

Hmmmmmmm he thinks................

Wished I packed my superman jarmies........

By this point my spider sense was tingling all over. Jon was in trouble! A master of his own downfall yet I just couldn't leave him to the hands of these wild banshees. Farah/sporty moved menacingly closer looking fierce some yet somewhat s**y in that tight PVC number. f*g hanging out the corner of her mouth reminiscent of a young Bet Lynch angry with the annoying Fred Gee. This made my spider sense tingle that little bit more. Luckily underneath my combat gear and my sailor suit I still had my spiderman pyjamas on. On for an emergency like this. With the speed of 4 pairs of hands I was changed solely into my comforting terry towelin pj's and scurrying frantically across the floor towards Jon's nemesis. With lightning reactions, honed out of necking pints at last orders, she pulled out a slipper and stunned me before scooping me unceremoniously into a giant glass and tossing me far away. I was beaten and crumpled, the female is surely the deadlier of the species. Jon would have to see this one out on his own. The last words I mumbled before I slipped into darkness were 'today I will not gamble.'

Steglegs

Blondie.... sits in her rocking chair with her val dunacan jumper on and says with such wise words......

and that my friends is the moral to this story !!!!!

X

And i put asterics in as well bosley

Day: 2 of 5

So I have returned home to find my thread has been hijacked, by "The Angels" and a redundant spiderman... whats the use of having the pyjamas if your not going to use them?... and a complete episode comes to a close with what smells like my demise. How did we let it go this far? Did we not seet the outcome could only be bad for all of us. But I suppose, it is better to have Boslied and lost, to have never Boslied at all.

Well, back to reality I guess.... until The Steg reads the book... then you're in for it.

Work was ok... performances of play are next week... got probably 3/4 more rehearsal days. No nearer to picking a song for the leavers powerpoint.

I have used:

Sia -- Breathe Me

Miley Sirus-- The Climb

True Colours-- Glee

Break away-- Kelly Clarkson

My Imortal--- Evanescense

Proud--Heather Small

Can't do pink floyd.... Another Brick in the Wall... it's the only pf I don't really like.

Looks like another night of Spotifying.

Nothing to report in other areas. Paid loads and loads of bills over the last 2 days. Had let some slip after my initial fall from grace.... but I had a plan, and apart from the slips, I am managing to stick to it... I have a better sense of money... not perfect... but better. Got cash in my wallet... and will try hard to keep it there where I can see it and feel it... and pay for things with it... limiting the blind spending using a card... as in online transactions.

Hope all are well...

Stay Focused for a better brighter future.

Bosl..... Jon

PS: “Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.”

― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

I think you was well and truely boslied, It did make me giggle this morning then the day turned to rat s**t lol.

I started a while ago drawing cash out of the bank it makes me think more about the value of money, i just use my debit card for my shoe addiction to shop online. 🙂

The leavers party i cried like a baby at both my daughters junior school leavers thats when the fun starts ;).

I hope spotifiy is giving you some ideas for music.

Enjoy your evening .

Oh and i ordered my first pratchett book off amazon last night Wyrd sisters thought id see what all the fuss is about.

Blondie x

Hiya Jon...

It'll end in tears!....thats what my mum used to say...lol....

Realised that to make sense of your whole thread meant that I was a diary missing....the said Steg"s ...his diary I don't get time to read (nothing personal) just always takes me ages to to repost to the Angels et al.

Anyhooooo...thanks for also giving me a laugh too and yes...you have truly been Boslied Jon Boslied...

Anymore assignments?

Rach and Doo xxx

Cheers Jon, Steg 90 ha ha, once went for a job as a puppeteer, turned it down though, too many strings attached. Now get back to your work and stop watching the tennis, Steve.

Alright governor

Thank for your support and advice. I now have K9 on my laptop. The password is guarded by a good friend who will not let me have it. This laptop has probably cost my around £5000 but It feels good to have the block in place.

I'm going to try and use this site more as part of my recovery. I will share a poem with you that I wrote a couple of years ago. I was in the jaws of a heavy roulette addiction at the time. It's called Spinning Wheel.

Hept up on a spinning wheel

Disorientation / elation /

anticipation

FEEL

Delve deep

the compulsion

It destroys and calms

Wager my future with sweaty palms

Last gasp dip

Dry lips rip

I feel

SICK

The mad hatter nutter, has done it again

Lost my dreams in the gambling den.

Dark days. But I'm gradually working my way towards the light. Stay strong and keep those Terry Pratchett quotes coming.

STEP AWAY from spotify.

Your quite tonight bosly are you secretly plotting to take over the world.

Hope all is well in pratchett land.

Blondie x