NEW DAWN , NEW DAY , FEELING GOOD !

Quiet or banned?

Alan banned ?
If so...gamcare are you mad !
This guy is here day in ...day out...looking out for everybody. .
An absolute asset to this forum...
Let's hope it's just his internet provider that's causing him problems..or maybe deanooooo is right. ...he forgot wich stop to get off at ! lol
Anyway....I miss you mr fish mwahhh x

No I haven't been banned , Jeezus ! Can't an old bloke have a quiet nap go a couple of days ? Thanks for all the comments and concern guys but I just needed to switch my laptop off for a couple of days and recharge the batteries , wish I hadn't as I've got shed loads of mail to sift through now ! I'll catch up with you all over the coming day or so . Love to all and thanks for the concern , it's appreciated xx

Yah...well I'm hoping your fully charged and back to speed my booty....we needs the humour to keep us goinggggggg
Look after yourself coddie ...dont want you getting to battered !
Haha..xxx

Doctor doctor I have a mince pie up my b*m. ....I have some cream for that lol

Doctor doctor, I'm being teased by my friends as I have a cricket ball jammed up my b*m!

Owzat..?

Oh..don't you start!!!!

Oh , here we go ! " I went to the doctors with a steering wheel down my pant's " He said , " Whats that " I said " I don't know but its driving me nuts " Enough now !

Hi Alan, thanks for your post, this time I have put all the barriers in place, I think you do a top job on here, keep posting, this site needs people like you, there have been some great stalwarts, you are one of them, it makes a massive difference when you are suffering and someone posts on your thread/diary. Catch u later - Paul

Cheers Al

I know it will pass just felt a bit blah the last few days not sure why. It frustrating not being able to put my finger on it.

I think I might need to impose my own self exclusion from here for a few days.

KTF

Loving these jokes

Hi,

Q) what did the Toad say to Alan
A) stop the croaking

Joke of the day.
Toad

Thank's Toad , that joke joke was so funny , I had to stop for fear of my sides splitting !

Here's one for you . What did Alan say to the toad ?

"Self exclude and don't gamble anymore" !!

Now that is a joke ?

Hi Alan,

Thanks for your message. I have to agree that the last couple of months seem to have flown bye. I hope that all is well with yourself and that you have a great weekend.

Best wishes

Dave

Morning me lover !
Quick update...room finally done....just awaiting various boxes of flat packed furniture with instructions that will probally be in Russian with half the screws missing....and possibaly even damaged !
But heyyyyy it's bought and paid
For with my earnt pennies...yeahhh ......
Finishing touches ...us ladies like
to titivate ! lol
Next project. ...hhm. ..kitchen or landing and stairs. ...eeek. ..hubby will have a wobble. ..
Hope your back to speed my booty....have a cracking weekend with your grown family....but look after you Alan.....else I'll be coming to sort you out cxcx

Hi Alan,

Lol! So, you read it?! Lol. Nah... Not too worried about you. You can handle it.. Glad I made you smile. 😀 See? Now I'm smiling. have a good weekend!