NEW DAWN , NEW DAY , FEELING GOOD !

Alan.

Thanks so much for all the support you have offered on my diary it's greatly appreciated.

Sounds like it will be me pushing you up the hill if we feature for that dirty burger! ! Or maybe I will set up a delivery schedule to supplement the hospital food.

I would throw my hat in the ring if you need someone to caretake your business whilst you recuperate, it sounds like it would be fun and I would happily offer a hand if it would be of any help, why ? Simply because I can and unconditionally.

Glad most of all that recovery rewards the effort you give it.

Abstain and maintain.

Duncs stepping forward never back.

b****r me !
You've been busy you old duffer !
Sorry. It made me chuckle ...
Soooo...I've got the chippy...deanos got the house..even if he's concerned about lack of
.wardrobes...Orange things...dodgy vapping. ..you've all gone f*****g mad !
Don't fret though....I've suggested a new business venture to deano...so to be fair we'd probs just sell the f*****g lot and open a mud spa. ....it's the way to go nowadays.....
Althoughhhhhh .....I have been hearing alot about colonic irrigation .....and one would assume very little overheads....few tubes....tepid water....odd pair of gloves....etc..
Anyway....I've had an hour off now...nice cuppa . And a quick catch up on here.......no ironing done...nothing cooked yet for tea....but hey ho....tis all good.. hope your as happy as Larry. ..he's a nice chap....speak soonies. ..
Duffer !
Lmao
Mwahhhhhh

Thanks Guy's for all the comment's over the last couple of day's, Lu, Martin ( KFC ) ? , twink's , Deano , Dunc's , Em and Loxxie ( AKA , Capability Brown ) :)) .

Had a great weekend with my partner ( apart from her heavy cold ) Yuk ! , that stopped me from wanting to give her even the slightest kiss and who at one point looked like she had egg running down her face , so you'll understand why :(( .

Kids are all great so we went to a different forest today and found a "Giants castle " ( more like a wooden platform 20 ft off the ground ) but it was a castle to them :)) , so up we cimbed and yes for safety reasons I went up as well , probably not a great idea with the dodgy hips and all and I felt less than manly when I was helped down from the climbing frame by my " Snotty partner " but all ended well with the kids having walked a fair few miles and tired themselves out together with the dogs :)) , I just can't wait till I become the " Bionic man " and become able to shimmy up the giants chair like a rat up a drainpipe :)) .

Came on here about an hour ago and seriuosly considered leaving the forum , No ! No ! I hear you gasp , well let me finish . Iv'e become aware of a lot of different names being used to refer to me lately , Uncle George from LB , PoP's from Odaat , Ledgend from Em ( love you Em ) , Codfather from Loxxie , Harold from Twink's and far too many to mention from the Dahli Deano but these all pail into insignificance at the latest one to be attached to me by Twink's and which has now spread west (Spread West , Sound's like a butter x serial killer ) LoL to Loxxie and that is the title " OLD DUFFER " w*f ? I mean come on guy's enough's enough ? If you could only see me in the flesh you'd realise I was a stunner ! there's no way I look 55 and some have even said I only look 54 at best and I'm actually considered a " Catch " In chip shop circles ! , You should have seen me in August of 2014 when I appeared on centre page of " Fish fryer of the Month " I looked great posing with my Large Codpiece in my hand , I wanted a "Moray eel " to hold but the guy in July had already done that :(( Remind's me of that Dean Martin song you know the one from Lady and the Tramp that goes " If it's a Fish that you feel but it's really an eel , " That's A Morey " ? .

Anyway if you could kindly refrain from the use of the Old Duffer comment I'd be very greatfull :)) LoL !

I hope you all have great evening and a gamble free week coming :))

xx

Hang in there duffer x

Go spank twinks ....she started it
: )
Centre pages with anything other than your frying thing in your hand is very risky. ..and probs not great for cross contamination. ..
Have a pleasant evening young puffer !. ...

Lol strange how when someone starts something like calling you old it catches on? Bit like you letting on that I wore a dress!

Good to see you had a good day out with the kiddies.

That post bought a smile to my face xx

You have and always will be just Al to me.

Good morning dear Alan...
Hoping you are bright and dandy this morning ! polite loxxie today. ..
Not a duffer in sight ! xx

My nail varnish must have got into the motor somehow?

Spoke to them today and I can return it if I have the original box.
Which made me laugh who keeps a 7 ft box in there house on the off chance that the dam thing breaks?
Any how I'm not bothered as I have my eye on one with all types of gadgets speaker's Bluetooth and ipad station. Just trying to convince my wife that it's worth spending a bag of sand on a running machine.

No work for Deano today and I've done absolutely Jack an loved every minute of it lol

Do you run your shop on your own or do you have staff?

Kisses

They've agreed to send a box out for free they wanted 10 sheets at first cheeky gits.
I'm a bit gutted really as I wanted the other one lol. I'll just have to break the replacement to lol

Sound's like a great offer from duncs I would snatch his hand off. I wonder if he's heard of orange chip's?

Id offer my services but my cooking is a bit out there.
Last week I made sausage meat bacon and black pudding lasagne?
although it sounds a bit random because someone forgot to get the mince out the freezer
It actually worked.

I do love a random chat

Big kisses

Hi Alan, good news about the op. Deano and I will manage the chippy, as he said we can introduce your customers to orange chips! By the way I heard the NHS does not have the money it used to, they have asked Deano if they can borrow one of his hammers and chisels for your op which of course he was happy to help out. U also get to wear some nice stockings lol x X

Alan I could send you my pair of pull me in perk me up tights for your op if you like x X

Hey Alan! Thanks for drop by and congrats x it feels great despite c**P life is still so much better. Onwards and upwards! Bested wishes Alan Lu xx

Hi Alan,

thanks again for all the support. tri

Good evening my favourite hipster, thought I'd better show my face being that I nearly sent you packing with my term of endearment the other day haha! I only call the loveliest people old duffers (although between you and me I'm sure Deano called you it first when we were chatting about you lol!) Am I forgiven?

xx