Would you honestly have believed that 300 odd days ago , you'd be here talking to 3 strange blokes all reformed gamblers and general misfits about your Piles ? .
You could alway's consider an @r*****e transplant Lox ? , Trump tried it but the @r*****e rejected him :))
Ok I'll stop now but it's your fault , you knew what would happen ?
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I've got one of those old rubber rings hangin up the shop if you feel the need ? Just sayin :))
*rubs eyes. What have I just read? Lol you 'bunch' of loons haha!
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YaY ! Any remedies from you twinks ?
I think post 684 should be a sticky ? and No that wasn't anything to do with Loxxies condition :))
Sorry twinks..
I was only trying to point out that sitting at a f*****g laptop....has possibly caused my condition !
I'm thinking of making a claim against somebody...
What ya think ?
I'll never forget, when I was in my early 20's I started working at an Ad agency in Londinium with loads of larger than life characters who loved the sound of their own voices but there was one guy, a large fella about 15 years older than the rest of us from the North East who was an absolute hoot. He was late in every day, and was running out of excuses so came up with a very graphic description of his piles and how he slipped them back in lol lol! I'm laughing now at the memory of it 20 odd years later hahaha! I don't have any tips Loxx, but I do know that pile cream is great for wrinkles apparently but be careful around the eyes! xx
Hi Loxxie thanks for bday wishes and your post glad your doing good hun I'm ten days! My target is now 15 days thanks again Loxxie spk soon Lu x
Oh my goodness, some people would say this website is no laughing matter but in between the serious stuff I'm sure they could make a sitcom out of some of the posts - the above being examples!!
I've had a good chuckle reading the above. Thanks guys x
That is a thought Loxxie ? Perhaps we could use your Bar as a location ? :)).
This time next year we could all be Millionaires , stick with me son you know it makes sense :))
How are you and the "P " word doing this morning ?
I hope your ok and that you forgive me for yesterday and by the way the rubber ring's in the post :))
Talk to you soon Luverrly XX
It's about time you did some proper work though Lox to be honest but maybe instead of worrying about the digger your hubby won't let have a go on and get him to hire a "Pile Driver " for the day :(( ?.
Anne Summer's you say ? No , No Can't say I've heard of her but I have lived a very sheltered life before I came onto the forum and my life was just a series of Unfortunate events but hey I'm no Lemony Snickett am I ? .
The only ring I can think off is a Co.... No that's considered rude by admin so I'll just say Male Chicken ring ? .............................
Ok Loxx , don't work too hard and watch out for blisters ............... ( On yer hands not the other ) .
Take care Hun and talk to you soon :))
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Thank's for the update on the back door situation , glad to hear things slowly improving :)).
Lemony snickett is the pen name for Daniel Handler who wrote a lot of childrens books , I can't believe you haven't watched " Lemony snicketts a series of unfortunate event's " with the kiddywinks ? .
Your poor hubby ! How much did you alter the plans and have you told the council ? buty glad it's coming together for you :))
You have a great weekend to my luverrly and I'll catch up with next week :))
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Ha ! Ha ! LOL ! , Work's every bleedin time :))
I knew you'd check the postbox just incase your ailments were mentioned again , glad to hear things aren't draggin behind you anymore , Ice poles must have worked then or was it the bacon and hammer ?
Have a great day Lox and keep wearing that "Ring of confidence" :)) xx
Ps " Exposure to air " ? maybe try a footpump ? X
Thanks for the hugs my dear x.
Harsh words and home truths have been said on all sides. We now move forward together.
Best wishes x
Did you mention there was tea on site? That is how I except payment for family and friends work. I say keep bringing it until I say no more. And that hasn't happened yet lol
Thanks for the post on my diary
Hopefully those grapes aren't giving you to much grief?
Kisses
I finally have more days than Alan's age. Only by one though 🙂
Haven't seen fryer tuck about today?
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